Monday 16 July 2012

Hiding Porn in Hardrives

Things are going well over at our house. My husband scoured the place and found 15 harddrives- thats right 15!!! hardrives...these little schmucks have become the bane of my existence. Each one has the capacity to store hundreds if not thousands of porn related crap. I will never forget the first time the first time he confessed that he had porn saved on a hard drive. He told me, that he had around 400 clips selected out of the the thousands he had been watching. Before then, I never gave much thought to hard drives...but in that moment everything changed. Hard drives...

So leading up to the great expulsion, I started getting antsy. Last year, he told me he would get rid of them..back when I still thought there was only 4. But this year, I have been seeing pieces everywhere. On the floor of our car, in my sons cupboards and in our bedroom...everywhere, everywhere...laughing at my ingnorance because I don't understand the world he moves in. Its not fair, when your husband is a complete techie...he thrives off buying anything electronic. We have damn gadgets all over the place...a hobby I once thought endearing, has become a threat. I don't understand what I see...and the little bastards taunt me every time I lay eyes on it.

And thats what I told him...I told him, he can't expect me to understand every freaking motherboard, hard drive, computer part I see. My understanding is limited and before he thinks that thats a great thing, he should understand that my position is, is that if I don't understand what I am seeing, I will assume its for porn. Unfair, I know - but he has used my ignorance against me before, but never again. So he went through the house and through the shed and found 15 hard drives...it looked as if he was pain, when he threw them away. In my heart, I was glad. With every thunk in the bin, I began to feel less claustrophobic...let those little bastards  taunt me from the local rubbish heap LOL

And just as I was about to begin my benovolent speech on how well he has done...he says..."um I haven't checked our bedroom though"... and I thought well, thats about that then. I refuse to settle again. The last time, I took him back in good faith that he would deliver on his promises regardless if whether they were on 60% done...but not now. So he hasn't checked our bedroom...okay, so until he does I won't be inviting him back into it. I haven't told him that though...I would like him to just do it, because thats part of a promise he made. So we will see how long it takes for him to check out bedroom...

15 hardrives...4 flashdrives...hells bells man...how much storage does one man need?

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