Wednesday 8 August 2012

An open letter Robert Pattinson

Wassup...

Hows it hanging these days? So the news is abuzz that your girlfriend kissed another dude. That really sucks...Its great that Reese has set you up in a place of your own. Tell her I say hey...You're one lucky son of a gun, you know that. Most of us...the betrayed, have no where to go but the old couches and beds our mates pretended to love us on. Listen pal, I am going to tell you something I wished somebody told me...

If she is treating you like shit now, its only going to get worse once you get married. You are better off without her. It doesn't get better and at least you don't have kids. Kids complicate things...


So I know you're heartbroken...but there are millions of us who would have paid good money to know what our mates were up to behind our backs. We didn't get photos - we got the increasingly cold shoulder, the pre-mature ejaculation and the bullshit attitude that made everything that went wrong, somehow our fault.

Dude, don't do it. Don't take her back. 

You will always wonder, what she is doing. Everytime she sms's in your company, everytime she is late from "work"...every late meeting will be torture and with every on screen kiss you are going to wonder if its the real deal. Maybe she is sorry...maybe she'll never do it again...on the other hand maybe she has been cheating on you for years, every time you took your English ass back home - she took the opportunity to review her performance with her director...and then even worse, the emotional shit storm that happens every time she is happy. You will wonder who is making her happy....and why is she so crappy do dah happy when you hurt so much.

Are you really ready to sign up for that shit? Because let me tell you that love after infidelity takes balls of steel. After you wipe off the taste of another man on your lips, you are going to have wake up every damn morning and choose to forgive her all over again. You are going to have to look yourself in the mirror and wonder what was so wrong with you, that she had to go looking for sex someplace else. People are going to call you brave for sticking it out, when its all you can do to bite your lip to stop yourself from saying that every damn day you think of leaving...

Keep your pain and forgiveness for someone who matters. Keep it for your wife, when one day after she bears you children her eyes wander to an available man.Keep it for the relationship that you have invested so much in, that it would be a loss to walk away without a fight. Everyone will hurt you...is she really worth the pain that you will need to endure?

Dude, don't do it. Don't take her back! 

You tell her to pack her shit and go, maybe with an awesome kick ass track in the background. I would recommend "Irreplaceble" by Beyonce or "Secretly" by Skunk Anansie. And if you have any sense, as you stand at the door while her cheating ass vacates the premises you say..

I'm still the Lion bitch...
 







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